The Jokes section

"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.
"Sure....it's three fifteen," he replied with a smile.
"Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing her face. "You know, it's the weirdest thing ... I've been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer."

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - *poof* - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *poof* The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." *poof* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." *poof*

Did you hear about the three blondes who were driving to Disneyland? After being in the car for hours, they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

A blonde with two red ears went to the doctor. She explained: "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it on my ear."
"Oh Dear!" exclaimed the doctor in horror. "But ... what happened to your other ear?"
"The jerk called back."

Doctors!

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman's hearing to return to 100%. >br> The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Last updated on 24th March 1999